ilovemusicalyy:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

post–grad:

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

the url makes this so much funnier 

fang11803:

Every time windows does a mandatory update:

lucidprod:

Adult Cream. I drew this design, which @zephyros-el made

scrabblezard:

bruhgender:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

miserablelittlesmugbastard:

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

causing a ruckus

My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit

(Source: wokebaedannyelfman)

w3k: